Wednesday, 11 June 2014

A Jewish Rebels Fan Walks Into Canberra Stadium – No Joke

This posting is a sequel of sorts to A Melbourne Rebel Fan's International Folly. Now, The Rolling Maul's international correspondent has traveled, out of desperation, to Canberra of all places.
Note: the views contained in this report are those of the writer only and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Rolling Maul, unless they are particularly funny, in which case they were edits made by The Rolling Maul.

Thursday, 5 June 2014

The Extermination of the Reds is Almost Complete

Waratahs domination and Reds demoralisation are as important to each other as peanut-butter is to honey (if you haven't tried this on toast then do yourself a favour). It is no coincidence that while the Waratahs are sailing smoothly on calm waters, the Reds are swamped by heavy seas and only some ferocious bailing is keeping them afloat. This is great news for the Wallabies who struggled for years under the weighty burden of too many Reds in the squad (and you thought it was all Robbie Deans' fault).