Put pen to paper (so to speak)

If you've got something to get off your chest regarding Rugby Union send an email to rollingmaul@exemail.com.au. The wittier the better but a lack of talent and a questionable sense of humour has never stopped me from ranting to anyone who'll listen. Keep it to 500 words or thereabouts, and keep it (relatively) clean. I might tidy it up a bit before posting and add a line or two, but it's unlikely that the bulk of your words won't see the light of day.